Thursday 20 November 2008

Global finacial crisis provokes some nervous laughter on the NSW North Coast

A North Coast blogger has sprung Lehman Brothers, one of the major investment banks hit hard by the global financial crisis, actually trawling the Internet for mention of 21 economic models explained by cows.
Local wags are asking if this is where international banks and bankers are going for inspiration in the search for a solution to their woes.
I'm wondering if Rudd and Swan should be worried!

Wednesday 19 November 2008

The day I woke up dead

I have to confess that a month ago I clicked onto the World Wide Web and did a bad, bad thing.

Yes, I freely confess - I Googled my own name.

Like all who indulge in such a sin I came by my just deserts - I found my own death notice and obituary or at least ones in my exact name.

**** * ***** of B****** G**** The funeral Mass for **** * ***** will be held at 10 a.m. Thursday, Oct. 16, at St. Mary Catholic Church, ...

Even though I felt quite substantial sitting in front of my PC, this small preview of what will inevitably come was something of a chilly surprise.

Despite the fact that so many nice things were said about the 'other me' in the online guest book, I was rather relieved to be able to confirm that I still had a reflection staring back from the bathroom mirror.

So let that be a warning to all bored souls looking at a blank Google search page.
Sometimes it is better not to know.

NSW North Coast local government brings home the awards and the bacon

The Bacon

Yesterday the Rudd Labor Government announced a $300 million program to build local community infrastructure in all of Australia's 565 local council areas.

This $300 million Regional and Local Community Infrastructure Program (RLCIP) will boost local economic development and support jobs in communities around the country.

Funding will be delivered under the program by 30 June 2009 to ensure the stimulatory effects of this package are delivered to local economies as quickly as possible.

This $300 million down-payment will be delivered as follows:

  • $250 million
    • A one-off grant of $250 million allocated to every council and shire for local community infrastructure;
    • Each council will receive a minimum payment of $100,000;
    • Councils above 30,000 people in areas of high growth, as classified by the state and territory local government grants commissions will receive an additional $300,000 growth component;
    • Allocations would range from $100,000 for councils with fewer than 5,000 people to $2.9 million for the largest council, based on population growth and needs;
    • Councils would be required to submit proposals that meet the program's guidelines in order to claim their allocation.
  • $50 million fund
    • $50 million strategic projects fund for larger-scale community infrastructure to help deliver an additional injection of investment in communities; and
    • This will be competitive, application-based, accountable and open to only those projects seeking a minimum Commonwealth contribution of $2 million.
[Ministerial media release,18 November 2008 AA176/2008]

It is expected that Northern Rivers councils will receive anything from $100,000 to $500,000 each under the first funding category.
However it is less clear as to whether the second category will deliver when faced with the competing claims of more populated metropolitan councils.

The Awards

On 18 November the Federal Minister for Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development and Local Government, Anthony Albanese, has presented the 2008 National Awards for Local Government at a function to welcome over 400 of the nation's mayors and shire presidents to Canberra for the inaugural meeting of the Australian Council of Local Government.

The NSW North Coast made a brave showing in the awards list.

NATIONAL AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE: Clarence Valley Council, NSW

Project: The Clarence Floodplain project- Reviving Floodplain Watercourses and Wetlands
The Clarence Floodplain Project (CFP) is a model project under the Clarence Valley Sustainability Initiative.
Over many years extensive drainage systems were dug to protect communities from the impact of floods. Whilst bringing many benefits, a combination of drainage and blockage of natural creek systems has resulted in poor water quality, fish kills, acid problems and the complete loss or over-drainage of extensive wetlands.
A CFP committee was established by Council and includes state agencies responsible for natural resource management, representatives from Clarence sugar, fishing and grazing industries and aboriginal, conservation and Landcare representatives.
Under the CFP more than 70 floodplain watercourses and wetlands have been 'revived' and has resulted in the revival of important wetlands and around 200km of floodgated waterways.

NATIONAL AWARD FOR MERIT: Clarence Valley Council, NSW

Project: Clarence Valley Youth Summer Events Program
The Program was designed by young people to provide low cost or no cost activities over the summer school holiday period.

Innovation in Regional Development - Commendations
RD005 - Nambucca Shire Council, NSW - Collaborating industry and Local Government
RD006 - Clarence Valley Council, NSW - Clarence Edge

Young people plan, organise and run the program and performances such as; Spaghetti Circus workshops; music production, and surf clinics.
The Youth Committee's adopt the principles of social inclusion and accessibility to underpin the program. Indigenous youth and those with a disability are also encouraged to participate, transport is free and activities cater for broad interests.
The Program enables local businesses to engage with young people. The activities have resulted in a greater respect for youth initiative and show that the young people within the community can participate without anti-social behaviour, promotes volunteering, welcomes visitors and provides social networks for new residents.

Australia to teach Japan how to do legitimate whale research

The Age yesterday:

Australia will spend $6 million on whale research to show the Japanese you do not have to kill whales to study them........
The Australian government is pushing for all research to be non-lethal, and will inject the extra money into aerial surveys, satellite tags and genetic studies.
Environment Minister Peter Garrett said researchers did not need to use "grenade-tipped harpoons".
"Australia does not believe that we need to kill whales to understand them," Mr Garrett said.
The fund, to be spent by June, will also go towards developing opportunities for commercial whale-watching in the Pacific.
And an assessment will be carried out of Japan's "scientific" whaling program. The government says it will be independent and comprehensive.
Most of the $6 million will go to the Australian Marine Mammal Centre in Hobart.

The Australian Marine Mammal Centre was established as the first national research centre focused on understanding, protecting and conserving the whales, dolphins, seals and dugongs in our region. The Australian Marine Mammal Centre coordinates Australia's marine mammal research expertise to provide scientific research and advice to underpin Australia's marine mammal conservation and policy initiatives.
The Australian Marine Mammal Centre is based in Hobart in the Australian Antarctic Division's (AAD) Science Branch and has an extensive network of science members throughout Australia, representing over 20 institutions. A stakeholder advisory committee and a marine mammal scientific committee work with the Hobart-based Australian Marine Mammal Centre staff to review priority research needs and ensure cross-jurisdictional integration of the work program.

Given that the Rudd Government has not been successful thus far in stopping whale hunting in the Southern Ocean, the Minister's latest anouncement is very welcome.

Humpback whale tails image from the Australian Mammal Centre

Avaunt thee Satan!

Sharpen those wooden stakes, load the guns with silver bullets, string garlic into necklaces, scatter witch hazel needles on doorsteps and window sills - has anyone seen where Pa hid the cross and holy water?
All precautions against demons must be taken because it has been suggested that Frank Sartor may challenge Nathan Rees for the premiership of New South Wales.

Ignominiously kicked out of his portfolio and relegated to the backbench, Sartor was expected to retire into the bosom of his family.
Indeed he tearfully told us as much.
Silently rejoicing, wiser heads in the Department of Planning were scrapping his plans to bypass local government and communities when it came to the average development application.

However, Sartor decided to stay in the game and in the rumoured move to oust Premier Rees and his unpopular mini budget, it has been suggested that Crankie Frankie (the darling of the development lobby) should lead the state.
Have the good ol' boys in Sussex Street gone completely mad?

Tuesday 18 November 2008

News Ltd gets caught stoking Turnbull's beat-up

Today the Herald Sun online is trumpeting Kevin Rudd left out of George W. Bush photographs.

Telling the world that there is a problem with official G20 snaps on the White House website:

But his photo with Mr Rudd, who received a visibly frosty reception from the President, has somehow gone missing. The move appears to confirm a presidential snub of Mr Rudd over the leaking of a phone conversation he had with Mr Bush.

There is a small problem with trying this hard to support the Leader of the Opposition's beat-up of the alleged undiplomatic comment made by the Prime Minister about his counterpart, the US President.

And here it is.















The Herald Sun also went on to assert that; The only other leader omitted from the photo was Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono.

Wrong again if one does a simple search of the site as this shows.